here we finally are! the time has finally come to begin the true segment we have all been waiting for! actually its because i kept procrastinating about it but you know what? i have no intention of doing so this time… so we begin with the assignment now!

Mission acquired… Operation people-watch is now underway…

location: Macdonald’s Lot One Shoppers Mall

time: 1.37pm…

Target spotted… beginning observation…

Target Name: Tan Chin Hock

Target address: BLK 288 Choa Chu Kang ave 3 #12-282

  • Target is a lone male wearing a light blue, checkered shirt with black jeans and is carrying a black suitcase with him… he is fairly big-sized and is seated in a corner…
  • who is he?
  • what is he doing here?
  • why is he alone?
  • is he waiting for someone?
  • what is in his suitcase?
  • since he is carrying a suitcase, what kind of profession does he specialise in?
  • Target is also seen eating a Big Mac meal which is accompanied by a large fries and coffee…
  • is target having his lunch? Or is it just for keeping him occupied as he waits for his companion? (assuming there is one)
  • how big is his appetite?
  • how long does he intend to stay in his spot?
  • As observation continues, target suddenly looks to my back and before I realise it, a woman appears and the two leave together…

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so much for being alone…

After a few hours to rest and relax by which it is evening we return to the same location and immediately spot the next target…

Target Name: Mary Ann Elizabeth Therese Hernafz Magsaysay

Target address ; 253 Arcadia rd #06-13

  • target is a lone female seating right beside me eating her dinner (a fillet-o-fish meal) as she converses with her friend on her mobile phone… the target is wearing a white tube-top with a black leather jacket over it which is accompanied by a pair of really short shorts which also happens to be black. She is also carrying a black handbag which she holds in her left hand while she holds her phone in her right…
  • who is she talking to?
  • is she waiting for someone like the first target was? if so who?
  • what is she talking about? (I could not really hear her clearly because the outside noise was a real pain…)
  • why is she wearing such short shorts when it is quite cold in the restaurant?
  • how can she not notice me writing about her when her head is tilted in my direction? (weird huh?)
  • what will happen to me if the target notices me doing this to her? (I dare not imagine)
  • Unfortunately before further observation can continue, the target catches me looking at her! I attempt to hide it but was too late… however, before anything can happen, I suddenly find myself smiling at her instead… Ridiculously enough, she smiles back…
  • what was i thinking smiling at her like that?
  • why did she smile back at me?
  • why did she not confront me knowing I had been staring at her?
  • Actually the second target is someone whom I often see at the arcade and once in awhile has the opportunity to play a game or two with her… I had to tell you because the target is someone I don’t really know but remains on good terms with her as a neutral friend…

In overall, the mission was a success with half of the time spent doing shady work and lots of Macdonald’s but after going through all of that, I find myself a little insecure now seeing as how easy it seemed to perform the assignment as well as the fact that I spend most of my time alone so maybe somebody could be watching me too… I can only say this as my closing statement, they were right when they said “Set a thief to catch a thief”…

Mission update: using the 2 characters form a story about them…

Mary Ann was walking past the movie theater when Chin Hock appeared from the theater looking bored stiff. The moment Chin Hock saw her in her favorite white tube top with her short, black shorts and sleek, black leather jacket, his man senses took over him and he blows a whistle to her with his eyes gazing at her long slender legs. Upset by this, Mary Ann decides to teach him a lesson. She walks up to him with a cheeky smile on her face. She then leans in very close to chin Hock such that she could feel his hot breath on her chest. She places her hand on his shoulder and slowly slides it down to his side then to his thigh then right in between his legs! Chin Hock becomes unable to restrain himself further and prepares to make his move but a long and extremely painful feeling shots up his groin stopping him dead in his tracks. He screams out loud in pain causing everyone in the theater to stare.

“Hope you enjoyed that.” She said “because that’s all you will ever get from me, pervert!” she finishes it off with a good kick in the shin before walking off to another man whom she warmly embraces and leaves with leaving poor Chin Hock to mourn his poor groin and shin.

“What a way to end the movie experience…” Chin Hock murmurers to himself before limping off to lick his wounds. Ironically, the movie he watched was titled: “Super Spy Girls”